TMI

1. Have you ever bought a membership to a porn site? If yes, what is the most recent one and did you like it?

Never have. Probably never will, either – I’m too cheap to spend money on memberships, and even if I were tempted to do so, I wouldn’t be willing to pay $19.95 a month (or whatever it is) when any content I’d be interested in can be found online for free.

2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why?

Assuming that we’re talking about doing so for reasons of arousal… I’d watch the movie. Audio turns me on to a certain degree, but it has to be the right audio, and I generally have to be in the mood already. Reading something that’s supposed to be arousing doesn’t usually do much for me. The movie would have to fit my tastes – it would have to be a decent one, not corny, and be of subject matter which interests me – but if it fit the necessary criteria, that would be the most effective of the three options.

3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood?

I can’t answer this one adequately and truthfully without taking up paragraphs and paragraphs, so I’ll let it be.

4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex?

How much: With the exception of this blog and a few cryptic references to friends, I talk about sex with one but Dee. With her, I would have to say I talk about sex infrequently or very little, and when we talk, it is pretty much always a serious conversation, never whimsical or lighthearted.

How comfortable: This is a tough one to answer, really. I would say I feel comfortable talking about sex, but I often find it difficult to convert the thoughts, feelings, emotions, or opinions I am trying to express accurately into language, and tend to cautiously parse my words to avoid saying ‘the wrong thing,’ so I suspect I usually appear to be far more hesitant and uncomfortable than I actually feel.

5. What are the last 5 things you search for on Google (or another search engine)?

Five individual names, for business purposes.

Bonus: Have you ever had a fantasy that you were ashamed of?

That I am (or was) ashamed of? No.