Nothing, Really

The vast majority of the recent posts have been mine – in fact, Dee has not posted since 9/26, and has only posted twice in the past 19 days! I’ve been left sending my thoughts into the oblivious, unresponsive, uninterested emptiness of the Internet, and even though we’ve had some fun times fucking on more than a few nights, it’s getting to the point where I’ll may have to start telling stories about the past, or just plain make stuff up just to avoid talking to myself here. I thought to pose more questions here, but since she hasn’t responded to my last set, I don’t particularly see the point…

Still, I’ve been concocting new sets of questions, and I’ll post them eventually, after Dee stops giving me the silent treatment here (I specify “here” because in real life, things are just as fine as ever... plus, she's reading my posts, just not typing herself).

Dee tells me that if I ask questions, I should also be able to answer them, as well (this is because, during our commute home, she asked for my answers to questions I’d posted, and I had to admit that, without giving it some thought, I didn’t really know), so after putting four questions in each list, I’ve been passing the time trying to answer them myself.

I mention this because I considered including one question of my own (all the questions I’ve posted so far have been culled from the Internet somewhere): Which do you prefer: oral, anal, or vaginal? Why?

At first blush, I thought the question was probably pretty lame, but I decided to leave it there and take a stab at answering it before I hit the delete key. I haven’t finished thinking on this, but I did discover that explaining my thoughts is far more complicated than I first thought, so now I am planning on saving that for a post all it’s own later on down the road.

In the meantime, in the same spirit as my 10/1/08 Post… a couple things I just don’t get:

1. Clowns. As mentioned before, clowns seem to be popular in sexual fun for reasons that escape me.

2. Eating. On TV, in porn, and in pictures, women (and men, too) eating is presented as somehow being sexy. I can see the suggestive nature of a woman eating an ice cream cone, etc., but even that doesn’t really do much for me. You can probably get some romance or a good scene out of a couple feeding each other in some sensuous way, But… a close up of someone biting an apple? Popping a forkful of prime rib in? I think I may have missed class the day they went over that.