1. Name/Describe the first place you ever had sex.
2. Describe the first time you remember having an orgasm.
3. Name a childhood toy you still enjoy playing with (board game, etc.).
4. Name something you would say you aren’t allowed to do (or aren’t supposed to do, or shouldn’t do), but wish you could.
Monday, September 29, 2008
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1. Name/Describe the first place you ever had sex.
In the reclined passenger seat of my car – sort of (the logistics didn’t work out very well). The first time without the “sort of” – in a hotel room, junior prom. I was embarrassingly unimpressive, and was dumped soon thereafter. The next summer I met Dee, and have spent the past twenty years improving my skills just to keep her around.
2. Describe the first time you remember having an orgasm.
Any number of times in the bathtub/shower… years before puberty made things messy. I knew it felt good, but didn’t know until years later it was actually an orgasm.
3. Name a childhood toy you still enjoy playing with (board game, etc.).
I haven’t played any of these kinds of games in a while. Maybe Uno… or some board games I’d be up for (Life, Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit, etc.). Or Legos. I do have crayons and some coloring books I plan to dig into this winter…
4. Name something you would say you aren’t allowed to do (or aren’t supposed to do, or shouldn’t do), but wish you could.
I’d say plan a crime (ala Thomas Crowne) or take a year off and travel the world, but I’m sure this isn’t what the question was supposed to mean (I realize I posted this question, but I didn’t actually make it up – I pulled it off the Internet – so I’m assuming that to be the case). So… surf porn and adult websites while at work.
sadly, my first penetration was on the floor of my basement bedroom with the neighbor boy when I was about 12. Not fun at all.
The first time I remember having an orgasm was in a travel trailer of someone I didn't know, getting my pussy licked by someone I knew only by the name "Mr. Mike," who insisted that oral sex for girls could be good for them. I was skeptical. I was wrong.
I still like boardgames.
I wish I could walk up to a woman I don't know, tell her I found her attractive, and ask if she would interested in an intimate encounter. (Not only shouldn't I do this, I never probably could!)
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