Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Hitachi Conversation

I bought my first vibrator at a Passion Party that I held at my house. It is poorly made, the batteries fall out, and it was incredibly overpriced. It's a rabbit and while it gets me off, I have been in search of a better model. I've purchased several bullet vibrators, as well as a lipstick vibrator and a remote controlled egg. But in my research, the standard of comparison has always been the Hitachi. As in, it's a good vibrator, but it's not a Hitachi. I even pointed it out to DH once or twice while we were in an adult store looking for handcuffs.

All our toys are fun to use, but we don't incorporate them in our sexual activities very often. I primarily bought them for alone time anyway, but since having a child and being active in her life, I don't get a whole lot of alone time. Ok, none. DH has been...willing to use toys, but has not been enthusiastic about it. At all. In fact, I often get the eyeroll when I talk about using a toy at all. I have explained that a vibrator can do things to a clit that a human cannot in terms of pressure, consistent vibration, pitch. But it doesn't get through. To him, it is something being used in place of him.

So when Jane showed me the line of lingerie she was selling, I was delighted to see a flier advertising the Hitachi at the lowest price I've ever seen! I immediately told DH that I wanted to order one from her and he immediately said no way, I have plenty of toys I never use. So it was an even bigger eyeroll when I told him I ordered one anyway, to support my friend in her new business. And I had wanted one for a long time and this was a great price. And talking to Jane, she was telling me that a favorite position was the Hitachi sandwich, with one girl on the bottom, and one girl on the top, and a Hitachi in between. Oh boy, I was sold! In fact, I was dripping wet just thinking about it. And she assured me she would personally demonstrate the Hitachi sandwich with me, as well as other positions. Woohoo! But explaining this to DH was not easy, and he was none to happy about yet another "substitution" joining our household.

I told Jane about DH's reluctance with machinery, and she said she knew a lot of guys with this issue and that John could usually explain to guys why the Hitachi is so nice. So while we were out having that final smoke, the conversation turned to the Hitachi. All of the women that were sitting with us, except for me and another newcomer, had been on the receiving end of John and his Hitachi. And they all swore it was a fantastic orgasmic treat. This newcomer had not purchased hers yet, but was expressing a desire for the demonstration. The excitement kept mounting as the ladies expressed excitement and testimonials. The newcomer was willing to be the demonstrator for the evening and wanted to get started. I could feel DH's increasing chilliness and I assumed this was the end of our night. I caught Jane's eye and she could sense my disappointment. She pulled me off to the side and asked me if everything was ok. I told her I thought DH was done and ready to go home. She said we just need to get him upstairs and he would be fine. I thought that was a good plan!

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